The Republic of Asios Vast is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Asios I with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.643 billion Asiosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asios City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Asios Vastian economy, worth 776 trillion Asiosian pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,013 Asiosian pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Recognizing the Asios Vastian flag qualifies you for citizenship, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asios Vast's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asios Vast is ranked 4,664^th in the world and 50^th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 95.15 on the Human Development Index.