The Republic of Asios Vast is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Asios I with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.118 billion Asiosians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asios City. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asios Vastian economy, worth 584 trillion Asiosian pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,472 Asiosian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Copyright laws have been abolished, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, Asios I is considering changing the Asios Vastian flag to one with more glitter, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asios Vast's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asios Vast is ranked 152,665^th in the world and 670^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,070.75 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.