The Rogue Nation of Asiam is a large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-working, devout population of 117 million Asiamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.9%.

The Asiamian economy, worth 6.36 trillion Yals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 54,390 Yals, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Asiam's national animal is the black cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asiam is ranked 202,242^nd in the world and 1,200^th in the Outback for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.99 on the Bus Surprisal Index.