Population | 5.416 billion |
Capital | ᛋᛟᛏᚺ |
Leader | Valentina Zarkhov |
Faith | slavic paganism |
Currency | ཀᚨᚾᛁᚨᚷᚨᚱᛁᛋ |
Animal | Wendigo |
The Exclusion Zone of Anasychkinark is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Valentina Zarkhov with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.416 billion Anasychkinarkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᛋᛟᛏᚺ. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Anasychkinarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion ཀᚨᚾᛁᚨᚷᚨᚱᛁᛋs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,259 ཀᚨᚾᛁᚨᚷᚨᚱᛁᛋs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Organ donation is compulsory, skyscrapers get built in just days, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and Anasychkinarkian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Valentina Zarkhov. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anasychkinark's national animal is the Wendigo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is slavic paganism.
Anasychkinark is ranked 13,545th in the world and 14th in The Internationale for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,610.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anasychkinark, Anasychkinarkian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Valentina Zarkhov.
- : Following new legislation in Anasychkinark, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Anasychkinark lodged a message on the The Internationale Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Anasychkinark, skyscrapers get built in just days.
- : Following new legislation in Anasychkinark, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Anasychkinark was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Anasychkinark, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
- : Following new legislation in Anasychkinark, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in Anasychkinark, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Anasychkinark, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Kalmykhia, The American Continentes, Esgeirimmen, Vilthis, Hertalin, Venatriya, and Raerok.