Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,770th
The Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Alle Zusammen
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Esgeirimmen

Population10.223 billion

CapitalWindhelm
LeaderTorgaf Müller
FaithHeathenism

Currencythaler
Animaldog

The Kingdom of Esgeirimmen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Torgaf Müller with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.223 billion Allers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Allisch economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 130,996 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esgeirimmen's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heathenism.

Esgeirimmen is ranked 1,561st in the world and 15th in The Internationale for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,423.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,770thMost Pacifist: 1,966thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,155thSafest: 2,171stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,192ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,195thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,298thBest Weather: 2,511thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,596thTop
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Most Influential: 2,643rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,658thMost Inclusive: 2,843rdNicest Citizens: 2,987thMost Developed: 3,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,221stHighest Food Quality: 3,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,180thSmartest Citizens: 4,763rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,974thHealthiest Citizens: 5,107thLargest Governments: 5,354thMost Cultured: 6,131stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,048thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,375thNudest: 11,607thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,527thTop
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Most Secular: 14,343rdHighest Economic Output: 15,242ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,438thHighest Average Incomes: 21,367thMost Stationary: 21,597thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,984thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,221stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,102nd
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Esgeirimmen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Esgeirimmen endorsed The Eusociality of Titan.
  • : Esgeirimmen was endorsed by The Eusociality of Titan.
  • : Esgeirimmen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Andusre".
  • : Esgeirimmen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Identity Theft"".
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Esgeirimmen, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.

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