Most Patriotic: 46thMost Secular: 54thMost Developed: 117th
The Federated Communes of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We are the people!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kalmykhia

Population40.735 billion

CapitalKalmykhia City
LeaderGeneral Secretary

Currencykalmykh rouble
Animalmink

The Federated Communes of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 40.735 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 15,020 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 368,740 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kalmykhia, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and on-duty Air Kalmykhia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kalmykhia is ranked 272,329th in the world and 201st in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.29 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Patriotic: 46thMost Secular: 54thMost Developed: 117thHealthiest Citizens: 123rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 129thLongest Average Lifespans: 132ndLargest Governments: 145thLowest Crime Rates: 230thMost Advanced Public Transport: 236thHighest Economic Output: 238thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245thSmartest Citizens: 258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 287thMost Inclusive: 293rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 319thHighest Food Quality: 357thHighest Poor Incomes: 386thLargest Welfare Programs: 474thMost Advanced Public Education: 488thMost Scientifically Advanced: 554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 573rdLargest Populations: 584thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 876thMost Cultured: 988thMost Efficient Economies: 1,118thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,179thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,702ndSafest: 1,719thNicest Citizens: 1,911thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,957thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,228thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,446thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,799thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,590thLargest Mining Sector: 17,105thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,404thMost Authoritarian: 22,430thMost Stationary: 22,816thMost Influential: 24,184thMost Income Equality: 25,431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,870th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, on-duty Air Kalmykhia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kalmykhia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Kalmykhia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.

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