The Kingdom of Alposenia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 36.724 billion Alposenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Someseni Sat. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alposenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,593 trillion rdvs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,772 rdvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, King's Twitcher account is typically used to share pheasant memes rather than government policy, and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime is totally unknown. Alposenia's national animal is the pheasant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alposan religion.

Alposenia is ranked 30,048^th in the world and 1,884^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 72.13 kickbacks per hour.