The Chinese Communist State of Alphahearts is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairman Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.708 billion Xianxias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wuxia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Alphaheartsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion Apples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,128 Apples, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Alphaheartsian diplomacy is by the book, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and Chairman Khan's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alphahearts's national animal is the Trumpetnator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Notcommunism.

Alphahearts is ranked 177,216^th in the world and 166^th in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 111.15 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.