The State of Alofi Futuna is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.329 billion Alofi Futunans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The strong Alofi Futunan economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 27,649 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, military funding has been stripped back, and Alofi Futuna has designated Central Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alofi Futuna's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alofi Futuna is ranked 1,568^th in the world and 1^st in Alofi Futuna for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,777.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.