Population | 19.57 billion |
Capital | Teml Awyr |
Leader | Arawn Ymerawdwr Tywyll yr Isfyd |
Faith | the Ecclesia Hominibus |
Currency | Doeg |
Animal | Akhal-Teke |
The Ancient Imperium of Alistia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Arawn Ymerawdwr Tywyll yr Isfyd with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.57 billion Alistians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teml Awyr. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Alistian economy, worth a remarkable 4,917 trillion Doegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 251,299 Doegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gun ownership is compulsory, euthanasia is illegal, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alistia's national animal is the Akhal-Teke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Ecclesia Hominibus.
Alistia is ranked 60,058th in the world and 3rd in The Mystical Alliance for Most Stationary, with 762.0622206132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alistia approved the World Assembly proposal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Alistia was endorsed by The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of Wolfana.
- : Alistia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Alistia approved the World Assembly proposal "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, there's no such thing as a safe bet.
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Agora Hill and Parakka Northland.