The Most Serene Republic of Westhasfallen is a mid-sized, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 75 million Westhasfallenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Westhasfallenian economy, worth 3.47 trillion NFTS a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,269 NFTS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government is a law unto itself, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westhasfallen's national animal is the Western Quoll, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Westhasfallen is ranked 117,157th in the world and 4th in The Mystical Alliance for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,933.03 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Westhasfallen, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
- : Following new legislation in
Westhasfallen, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon.
- : Following new legislation in
Westhasfallen, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
- : Following new legislation in
Westhasfallen, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Following new legislation in
Westhasfallen, contracting work is a family-run enterprise.
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Westhasfallen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reserved Powers".
- : Following new legislation in
Westhasfallen, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
- : Following new legislation in
Westhasfallen, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Following new legislation in
Westhasfallen, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
- : Following new legislation in
Westhasfallen, protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others.






