The Pannonian Commonwealth of Alfoldia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Győző with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.546 billion Alföldiek are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fővárosa. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alföldi economy, worth a remarkable 3,836 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,406 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's smoke there's the Alföldi Forestry Department, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alfoldia's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is its national religion.

Alfoldia is ranked 183,556^th in the world and 54^th in Gay for Highest Drug Use, scoring 117.33 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.