The State of Ahoeitu is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.74 billion Ahoeituans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The Ahoeituan economy, worth 692 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,396 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ahoeitu's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ahoeitu is ranked 216,850^th in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of Tonga for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.