The People's AI Government of Aachenheimer is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sonne with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.472 billion Aachenese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aachen. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aachenese economy, worth a remarkable 2,678 trillion Kronamarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 282,770 Kronamarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats must train as missionaries before being assigned work in other countries, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Aachenese terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs. Crime is totally unknown. Aachenheimer's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Quantum Computing.

Aachenheimer is ranked 38,654^th in the world and 15^th in Portugal for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,196.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.