The Chinese Stats of Hylia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Shenlong with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.222 billion Chinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth a remarkable 7,382 trillion Taels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 455,095 Taels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Hylia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, major cities run on potato batteries, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hylia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shenism.

Hylia is ranked 1,068^th in the world and 3^rd in Union Mundial for Highest Food Quality, scoring 349.49 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.