The Soviet Stats of Hylia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by GS Vladimir Putin with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.437 billion Arssians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth an astonishing 10,888 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 507,912 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, the government has enacted freedom of information, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Hylia's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hylia's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Church.

Hylia is ranked 8,986^th in the world and 3^rd in Union Mundial for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 66.72 on the Kitten Softness Rating.