The Artificially Blonde of Monroevia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Darryl Francis Zanuck with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.608 billion Monroevians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hollywood. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Monroevian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,336 Diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, fat-shaming is now public policy, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Monroevia, and reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic. Crime is totally unknown. Monroevia's national animal is the Dimaggio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monroevia is ranked 44,820^th in the world and 528^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.83 law-abiding acts per hour.