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Costuvia wrote:Yes, yes, and while having 7 strokes at the same time too.

don't forget the food poisoning after breakfast

CALL AM AMBULANCE ALREADY! MY KIDNEYS FAILED!

United arab coalition

Monaque wrote:CALL AM AMBULANCE ALREADY! MY KIDNEYS FAILED!

that sounds like a you problem

Monaque wrote:CALL AM AMBULANCE ALREADY! MY KIDNEYS FAILED!

You are literally talking. That means you can (AND WILL) call an ambulance for yourself.

United arab coalition

Monaque wrote:CALL AM AMBULANCE ALREADY! MY KIDNEYS FAILED!

also you said am instead of an

United arab coalition wrote:In my country children have to walk to school in the heat because the school busses were repurposed for the war effort

Yikeys. Doesn't sound like fun... at all.

Costuvia wrote:You are literally talking. That means you can (AND WILL) call an ambulance for yourself.

*Re-dies*

Monaque wrote:*Re-dies*

Alright, jeez. I'll call you an ambulance then.
Monaque; you're an ambulance.
There, happy now?

The New Dacians and Monaque

Costuvia wrote:Alright, jeez. I'll call you an ambulance then.
Monaque; you're an ambulance.
There, happy now?

Haha! No where are you going! *Ambulance crashes and I die again*

United arab coalition

if you really cared a lot about your well being you would become an ambulance driver so whenever you need an ambulance you would be in it

Monaque wrote:*Re-dies*

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United arab coalition wrote:if you really cared a lot about your well being you would become an ambulance driver so whenever you need an ambulance you would be in it

He will crash it, and die. Again. And again. You get the point; he's going to die, even if he is the driver or not.

United arab coalition

Costuvia wrote:He will crash it, and die. Again. And again. You get the point; he's going to die, even if he is the driver or not.

so basically his life is a paradox like ground hog day and to end the cycle he must declare war on china

Costuvia wrote:He will crash it, and die. Again. And again. You get the point; he's going to die, even if he is the driver or not.

My ambulance crashed! Call another!

Checks watch

Hey I’m back.

Evinea and Monaque

Horrorlandian State wrote:That is so sad. 😭

This is in no means like a funny topic but i swear to god i can't deal with how the sobbing emoji looks on Samsung. It just makes me laugh

Horrorlandian State and Monaque

Costuvia wrote:This is in no means like a funny topic but i swear to god i can't deal with how the sobbing emoji looks on Samsung. It just makes me laugh

CALL IT!

United arab coalition

Costuvia wrote:This is in no means like a funny topic but i swear to god i can't deal with how the sobbing emoji looks on Samsung. It just makes me laugh

samsung always has strange looking emojis

Monaque wrote:CALL IT!

No, you are able to do it yourself. Call yourself an actual, high-quality hospital ambulance that can drive you there safely without literally crashing onto my house plants for the 74th time.

Costuvia wrote:No, you are able to do it yourself. Call yourself an actual, high-quality hospital ambulance that can drive you there safely without literally crashing onto my house plants for the 74th time.

>:( I declare le war

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Horrorlandian State wrote:The common house hippo is a very popular plant in Horrorlandian State.

Are we bringing in the reinforcements?

Yes. I will make them need an ambulance

Monaque wrote:
Yes. I will make them need an ambulance

Wild s--t going on here

Monaque

Post by Horrorlandian State suppressed by a moderator.

Horrorlandian State wrote:Ok. Will there be a need for spoons, forks, sporks? Dorks?

No thanks. They have to be made in Kraków

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