The Serious Yet Funny Government of United Allied Systems Nations is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ms Ayley Ryder with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.568 billion Humans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free City of Concordia. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Allied Systems Nationsian economy, worth 300 trillion Aros Luzons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,846 Aros Luzons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, Ms Ayley Ryder steals from the rich and gives to the needy, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Allied Systems Nations's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

United Allied Systems Nations is ranked 6,127^th in the world and 179^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 128.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.