The Republic of Beneti is a huge, safe nation, ruled by President Touré Calix with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 912 million Benetiens love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anulagu. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Benetien economy, worth 77.9 trillion Benetien Graínes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,463 Benetien Graínes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beneti's national animal is the Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beneti is ranked 16,207^th in the world and 462^nd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 115.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.