The Queendom of Lily valley is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.097 billion Zoulans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xaniya. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zoulani economy, worth 564 trillion Bartazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,791 Bartazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lily valley's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lily valley is ranked 6,972^nd in the world and 210^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 126.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.