The Kingdom of Chypas is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 959 million Chypáns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atzura. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The strong Chypán economy, worth 65.6 trillion Dólars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,405 Dólars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Chypas in an international press conference, immigrants who don't like the taste of Chypán Turnip Chips are immediately deported, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chypas's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chypas is ranked 43,041^st in the world and 1,059^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 104.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.