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*Squeaks*
Welcoming squeaks.
The roving mission from Ratfink arrives in the sewers
*splash*
Welcome!
Moves ever so slightly further away from the water's edge...
Well that certainly adds the right aesthetic!
Perhaps more escaped and/or flushed exotic pets and ingenious wild animals seeking easy hunting grounds will seek a home within these sewers. I mean it is a sanctuary of sorts, when looked at from the right perspective...
Skittering Rats, Rats of hamelin, and Sewer Gators
*changes perspective*
I think you may be right. An outcast from a forested region can retreat to the woods and join a merry band of bandits. An outcast from a coastal region can retreat to the sea and join a crew of swashbuckling pirates. And if you're an outcast from the city, you can retreat into the sewers and join a troupe of mole people farming subterranean alligators...
Shrugs in an apologetic manner.
FF
Well!! can I have all the poems back I wrote under pen names in the Bar?
hellllo
~Region that is just the Holy Rat Alts and formerly some other guy.
Loʟ I'm no figure of authority in the Bar.
I have no real power there.
I am mortally wounded that our Embassy is not acceptable in the sewers but more so that we are rated below Coyphus
Actually, since so many Embassies are currently under construction the organisational structure and layout of those Embassies on our Regional page is liable to change.
We just haven't had the time to sort through them yet.
It was decided to eliminate Guinea Kiribati because unlike many other Embassies under construction the odd fictional nature of your region didn't quite fit into the overall narrative we wish to pursue going forward, and because it was too similar to others on the list, could create some confusion or misunderstanding.
Of course you can have embassies with who you like and I can see your region is not at all odd or of a fictional nature and can't be confused with other regions despite being identical to another region except for one word.
In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:
**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, maple syrup, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**
No cheese? 🧀
I only ask on behalf of the more stereotypically inclined rats that might be here - I prefer the produce of grains/cereals, and the occasional bit of meat/flesh...
Digs into the baked goods.
We demand cheese. It is a requirement.
Pulls 3 wheels of Swiss Raclette out of the waters - Freshly recovered from the kitchens of The Bar on the corner of every region.
No doubt there'll be trouble over that later, but rats have to do what rats have to do, and nuclear war in the regions above seems the perfect time for us to take advantage of such distractions.
Skittering Rats and Rats of hamelin
We didn't know this type of cheese even existed. And now we are overjoyed.
Excellent, Smithers...excellent
Snaps territorially at the Sewer Gators.
Hey, doesn't every region need its dark Elder God?
The gators quietly retreat down a side passage into a deeper chamber of the sewers. There, amongst the rats and effluence and lost children, they patiently wait and stew and plot revenge...
Feels the bloodlust rising.
99% zombified sewers...
Excsssss-ellent.
Zombie Rats and Rats of hamelin
Even the Sewer Gators...
We may be safe from them now.
Rat brains are hardly worth it for beasts the size of the Gators.
The sewers are a good place for zombies. I hope some of them have stuck around. Maybe form a nice happy zombie colony somewhere down in one of the sub-basements.
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