The Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere of Oceanie Orientale is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Saltynium with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.498 billion kamarades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saltygrad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient kamarade economy, worth 834 trillion Saucisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 185,438 Saucisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of Joseph Saltynium bullying an old man to the point of tears, billions of Saucisses are spent to take high-quality photos of the Dragon-Bear Nebula, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanie Orientale's national animal is the Dragon-Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oceanie Orientale is ranked 1,900^th in the world and 2^nd in Unification Ottomane de Shura for Most Patriotic, with 100.03 flags saluted per person per day.