Population | 4.263 billion |
Capital | Saltygrad |
Leader | Joseph Saltynium |
Currency | Saucisse |
Animal | Dragon-Bear |
The Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere of Oceanie Orientale is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Saltynium with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.263 billion kamarades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saltygrad. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient kamarade economy, worth 738 trillion Saucisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 173,259 Saucisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, and the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanie Orientale's national animal is the Dragon-Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Oceanie Orientale is ranked 84,257th in the world and 1st in Unification Ottomane de Shura for Most Stationary, with 558.6616910674 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Oceanie Orientale, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
- : Following new legislation in Oceanie Orientale, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
- : Following new legislation in Oceanie Orientale, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
- : Following new legislation in Oceanie Orientale, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Oceanie Orientale was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Oceanie Orientale, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
- : Following new legislation in Oceanie Orientale, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
- : Following new legislation in Oceanie Orientale, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in Oceanie Orientale, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Following new legislation in Oceanie Orientale, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.