The CORPS Auxil and Kingdom of Norwany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Feuerklinge with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.629 billion Norwandogg are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seifu Kyapitoru. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Norwanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,299 trillion Norwanese Digital Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 225,514 Norwanese Digital Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A soldier's body is a temple, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwany's national animal is the Firefox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norwany is ranked 18,151^st in the world and 319^th in the Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,251.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.