The Federal Republic of Austerealia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tama Nakamura with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.674 billion Austerealians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongshan. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Austerealian economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion ¥uans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,591 ¥uans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, lavish state dinners in Zhongshan are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austerealia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Austerealia is ranked 27,469^th in the world and 981^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.43 law-abiding acts per hour.