The Confederacy of Allessia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.283 billion Allessians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salis. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.

The Allessian economy, worth 75.8 trillion Allesian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,082 Allesian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Allessia in search of Allessian Eagles, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allessia's national animal is the Allessian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allessia is ranked 73,331^st in the world and 61^st in The Hole To Hide In for Safest, scoring 93.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.