The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 121 million Etorians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The all-consuming Etorian economy, worth 10.6 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 87,769 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

One of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khedivate-of-Egypt's national animal is the Königsadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khedivate-of-Egypt is ranked 71,097^th in the world and 1,608^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 19.77 flags saluted per person per day.