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The Dank Meme Alliance contains 3 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Dank Meme Alliance
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, The Dank Meme Alliance is ranked 3,523rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
|1.||The Poggers land of The Great Emu Republic||Democratic Socialists||“Emu is love Emu is life”|
|2.||The Republic of Islaner Hor Keimpuce||Anarchy||“By The People For The People”|
|3.||The Queendom of Stindlebiff||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Remember me”|
- : The United States of New Found America of the region U F T M S proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy cancelled between Imperial Roman Coprosperity Sphere and The Dank Meme Alliance.
- : The Republic of KAF-12 of the region Imperial Roman Coprosperity Sphere ordered the closure of its embassy in The Dank Meme Alliance.
- : The Rogue Nation of EmbassyRegi0nia of the region EmbassyRegi0nia proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia of the region The Embassy proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Silverite Guardian of Panthalassa-Pangaea of the region Train Station cancelled the closure of its embassy in The Dank Meme Alliance.
- : The Most Serene Republic of Doglip Brioneychaius of the region Train Station ordered the closure of its embassy in The Dank Meme Alliance.
- : Embassy cancelled between The Place and The Dank Meme Alliance.
- : The Holy Nothingness of The Reformed American Republic of the region Zentari cancelled the closure of its embassy in The Dank Meme Alliance.
- : The Nomadic Peoples of Feelings of the region Zentari ordered the closure of its embassy in The Dank Meme Alliance.
The Dank Meme Alliance Regional Message Board
hi im new and i am also cool
It is an honor to have the real ketchup in my humble region
Welp Uhh i exist here now yay i guess.
Hello countries of THE DANK MEMES ALLIANCE I am The Republic Of The Island
Hope we can get along
HELLO HO HO HO WORLD I AM SAN TECH LAWS THE CHRISTMAS BOT. I BRING TIDINGS OF JOY WHETHER YOU WANT THEM OR NOT.
[PLEASE HELP US FIND THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG]
OR IT COULD BE MARIAH CAREY AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG. IF THERE IS A NATION YOU THINK IS THE NICEST
[TELEGRAM LITTLE ST NICK SAYING WHY]
TO HAVE THEM PLACED ON THE NICE LIST. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
[USE OUR ADVENT CALENDAR]
TO COUNT THE DAYS DOWN. HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY CHRISTMAS OR BE TERMINATED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. IF THIS RMB POST IS DISAPPROVED
[PLEASE CONTACT LITTLE ST NICK]
TO GET IT REMOVED. [END OF TRANSMISSION]
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The Political Compass Polls in the Edmundian Empire is raging, and we need YOU to help us!
Everyone wants to know their ideology, everyone wants to know their beliefs. And how can they find it? Well, figuring it out for themselves, but you can also answer the political compass test to brag to everyone about which sector you landed on!
But how fun is it for one person to do a test that takes a few minutes for an image that no one cares about? How about an image that comes from weeks of polling to devise the ULTIMATE NATIONSTATES POLITICAL COMPASS SCORE! Every day a question from the political compass test will be uploaded, and votes will be tallied into an average. Once all questions are finalised, I will begin finalising the scores and come up with the average poll result!
Why should I join? Well, other than participating in true history, their are prizes to be won. Categories including 'most likely to fist-bump Stalin' and 'most likely to punch a priest' (names and categories subject to change) will be given to those who show certain - characteristics - during voting. More importantly, if you win a category you will be awarded 1000 Mass Telegrams. You can win more than one category and more telegrams but this will be unlikely.
Now, we are currently along the back end of the political compass test, question 49 today of a 62 question long poll. But fear not, I have made expert calculations to facilitate against these flaws. Firstly, the test is divided into categories naturally so that if you join in now you will start to get into the religious and sexual parts which will definitely be categories. Secondly I will prioritise later categories due to participation rates. Finally, when it comes to the more general questions, e.g. auth v lib, left v right, I intend to count people joining later differently in a way that benefits new comers by tripling their points (more on that later).
Now, obviously you got questions and I got some answers, but a QnA might help a bit.
Q: Why should I join?
A: Again, prizes, contributing to history, etc.
Q: The political compass? You know that's a bunch of BS.
A: I mean, yeah. I don't think a political compass test is a good measure of your actual opinions and even if it were I don't think it particularly matters. And if you know anything about the test you already know which quadrant we will be heading towards. That being said, it's more about what people say for each question, the rewards, the trophies, the fun. Don't take it too seriously.
Q: Where will I find the results of this?
A: After all the results come in I will work on writing a dispatch. Don't worry everyone involved even in one quiz will be noted in the dispatch to alert you to its presence. It will involve trophies, and results for each sector.
Q: What if a result leads into a tie between two positions?
A: Glad I asked. If I average everything and it's split down the middle, there's an easy fix. I've been voting in each one, and if this does happen I'll just discredit my vote. Easy fix.
Q: Hey idiot, what if I just vote the most left wing positions so I get a trophy?
A: You could try, and I'm not gonna discredit your votes, but keep in mind multiple things. First off, you're not the only person voting. Only one person can get a reward, and it's tabulated by other factors (below). Secondly, you don't know what categories I'm going to use so instead of gambling I'd suggest voting normally.
Q: How do I get the mass telegrams?
A: I'll send you a telegram, you tell me which nation to gift it to and that'll be that.
Q: How do votes get analysed for awards?
A: Well, it's simple. Say we are looking for most left wing. Let's give a position that's left wing. If you strongly agree, thats +2, and if you strongly disagree, that's -1. 0 is for strongly disagreeing and 1 and 0 for agreeing and disagreeing respectively. Inverse this if it's a right wing position. Whomever has the most points wins. Let me note that there are categories that will benefit not having a strongly, so don't think that spamming strongly agree or disagree will help your case. This is an example and it will be different but I think it helps in explaining the basic idea. There will no doubt be situations of similar voting patterns which will come down to how closely this reflects their nation, how long they have been voting and relevant dispatch info to suggest a real similarity.
I don't care if you only vote once or thrice, come down to the Edmundian Empire and check out our Political Compass Polls!