The Republic of Doge Garrison 222 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.35 billion Doge Garrison 222ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.1%.

The strong Doge Garrison 222ian economy, worth 63.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,830 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, surveillance cameras are banned, and "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death. Crime is moderate. Doge Garrison 222's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doge Garrison 222 is ranked 250,615^th in the world and 17^th in Medici for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.