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Wipes down the tables.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Wipes down the tables.

Stop that! Such a bad precedent you're setting. Next thing we know, the customers will start to expect it, and then you'll expect to be paid, and you can already see how very, very badly this is all going to end.

Plant monster in a pot

Potash. If you eat too much you get a rash and a panic attack.

Aaahhhh

Plant monster in a pot wrote:Potash. If you eat too much you get a rash and a panic attack.
Aaahhhh

Is that all? That doesn't sound like much fun. I distinctly remember requesting hallucinations and exploding bodily organs. Or did I hallucinate that?

Plant monster in a pot

Plant monster in a pot

Brocklandia wrote:Is that all? That doesn't sound like much fun. I distinctly remember requesting hallucinations and exploding bodily organs. Or did I hallucinate that?

Good thing I don't have organs.

I think. Yeah the hallucigenics kicked in. I'm gonna go upstairs for a bit...

How is all in the Bar?

Kissinger-Monroe and Puttin on the ritz

Puttin on the ritz

M R 3 wrote:How is all in the Bar?

All is swell.

goes outside, hauls in covered trash can, spills it over with a clang, revealing 10000 dineros , in coin form, now littered all over the floor; sits back down

I'd like to order a large, cheese stuffed crust supreme pizza, along with a supremely large Cherry Coca Cola.

Puttin on the ritz wrote:I'd like to order a large, cheese stuffed crust supreme pizza, along with a supremely large Cherry Coca Cola.

Brings over a large Supreme pizza (with everything* on it) with the cheese-stuffed crust...

Your supremely large Cherry Coca Cola will be delivered shortly...

*which in this Bar can mean ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.

Puttin on the ritz wrote:I'd like to order a large, cheese stuffed crust supreme pizza, along with a supremely large Cherry Coca Cola.

Drops a tanker truckload of Cherry Coca-Cola from 40,000ft into the Bar...

Jolly Old St Nicholas, Miss Chief, and Puttin on the ritz

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:Drops a tanker truckload of Cherry Coca-Cola from 40,000ft into the Bar...

🎄Holidays are coming!🎅🏻

https://youtu.be/6wtxogfPieA

✨️Always Coca-Cola!✨️

Puttin on the ritz

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:Drops a tanker truckload of Cherry Coca-Cola from 40,000ft into the Bar...

No. No.
Not cleaning that up!

YouTube Inc and Puttin on the ritz

Puttin on the ritz

Miss Chief wrote:Brings over a large Supreme pizza (with everything* on it) with the cheese-stuffed crust...

Your supremely large Cherry Coca Cola will be delivered shortly...

*which in this Bar can mean ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.

Thank you veruh much. I am willing to wait for any surprise!

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:Drops a tanker truckload of Cherry Coca-Cola from 40,000ft into the Bar...

Nice to have a pool of that stuff, fresh tasty and delicious all abound!

Jolly Old St Nicholas wrote:🎄Holidays are coming!🎅🏻

https://youtu.be/6wtxogfPieA

✨️Always Coca-Cola!✨️

The perfect song to drink Cherry Cola to.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:No. No.
Not cleaning that up!

Too bad, mate!

The weekend poetry contest is beginning! Zany Zanes will judge the solstice.

Zany Zanes wrote:Thanks ZP, it is quite the honor and whatnot! Since this week is the Solstice, how about we make the topic Summer/Winter? Form is up to the poet.

Brocklandia wrote:Yes. Release the password. Release all the passwords. Especially the ones for your bank information.

The bar's is

theBARonTHEedgeYESedgeNOTcornerOFeveryREGION1234

There is an option to change the password, but it's too complicated AND... I don't even know how to change it.

My bank info? My bank is LEGIT. Password is

space---> space---> space--->

Brocklandia, YouTube Inc, and Plant monster in a pot

Plant monster in a pot

frustratedly screetches

Plant monster in a pot wrote:frustratedly screetches

I can name that tune in six notes--or six hundred notes if plants are tone-deaf.

And since plants don't have ears ...

YouTube Inc and Plant monster in a pot

Plant monster in a pot wrote:Good thing I don't have organs.
I think. Yeah the hallucigenics kicked in. I'm gonna go upstairs for a bit...

If you can still tell which way is "upstairs," you need more hallucinogens.

Plant monster in a pot

Miss Chief wrote:*which in this Bar can mean ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.

Don't scrimp on the 3/8ths-inch wing nuts and used racoon dander.

CSharpa wrote:My bank info? My bank is LEGIT.

Oh, yeah--I've been banking there too, ever since that nice Nigerian prince offered to put twelve million dollars in my account.

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, yeah--I've been banking there too, ever since that nice Nigerian prince offered to put twelve million dollars in my account.

No way...

Where is he?

Plant monster in a pot

Brocklandia wrote:I can name that tune in six notes--or six hundred notes if plants are tone-deaf.

And since plants don't have ears ...

Have ears. Am person

Brocklandia wrote:If you can still tell which way is "upstairs," you need more hallucinogens.

It felt floaty. Better now.

Plant monster in a pot wrote:frustratedly screetches

I agree, eh
Frustratedly screeches in Canadian

YouTube Inc and Plant monster in a pot

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:I agree, eh
Frustratedly screeches in Canadian

Hark! I hear the mating call of the majestic moose.

Zany Zanes and Plant monster in a pot

CSharpa wrote:No way...
Where is he?

Nigeria. That's the native habitat of most Nigerian princes.

CSharpa and Plant monster in a pot

Plant monster in a pot

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:I agree, eh
Frustratedly screeches in Canadian

screeches in Canadian with you

Brocklandia wrote:Hark! I hear the mating call of the majestic moose.

Moose... they call me Moose, eh?

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