The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Pope of joemama 2 wrote:

YOU CAN NEVER GET RID OF ME >:(

lol

My latest beverage invention:
The French Canadian.
Gin, champagne, lemon juice, and sugar. Plus a copious amount of maple syrup.

*Has a syrup-spasm*

Miss Chief wrote:

Polishes a glass.

[[Drinks from one of the Many Many open Alchoholic drinks and flops over buzzed Like the Dirtiness of the Bathroom after taco Tuesday.]]

My robe starts moving, then the grey head of a cat pops out. The cat slinks out and leaps onto my shoulder. Ah, Mog, there you are. He'll have a plate of unidentifiable sea food.

Pope of joemama 2 wrote:

YOU CAN NEVER GET RID OF ME >:(

Oh, joy. Just like that itchy rash The Georgeian Empire claims not to have.

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

An itchy rash? I should think not! Elderflower tea is sweet and floral, but if you don't have it then a hot acid tea sounds fascinating.

Here you go, one cup of tea that ate through three spoons and two cups, until we tried this lead-lined one. Drink up!

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

My robe starts moving, then the grey head of a cat pops out. The cat slinks out and leaps onto my shoulder. Ah, Mog, there you are. He'll have a plate of unidentifiable sea food.

And a plate of Cheffy's famous Tuna & Sardine Surprise Casserole for your feline friend.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

My latest beverage invention:
The French Canadian.
Gin, champagne, lemon juice, and sugar. Plus a copious amount of maple syrup.
*Has a syrup-spasm*

Perhaps, instead of asking Internet strangers to diagnose your alcoholism and diabetes, you should go to a real medical doctor. I mean, you have that famous medical system there in Canada, right? Right?

Brocklandia wrote:

Is that the fried chicken for Table 4? I wonder which dipping sauce goes best with Thick-Billed Longspur?

szechuan sauce

*throws a pot of cheese across the room* WHO THE @#&$ ATE ALL THE CHEESECAKE

Plant monster in a pot wrote:

szechuan sauce

Nah, it's gotta be aioli.

Hermey rides in on Rudolph's back. They ask to order one sugar free martini in a bowl, and one super sugary (and milky) vodka

They pay in candy canes and lolipops, and Hermey sees you haven't been brushing well

"I want... salad, too, please. Just make something up. I'll like whatever it is"
-Hermey

Rudolph asks for the same thing

Brocklandia wrote:

And a plate of Cheffy's famous Tuna & Sardine Surprise Casserole for your feline friend.

Mog jumps on the bar and sniffs the plate before digging in. I tap the orb at the top of my staff and a pale blue shimmer appears on my lips. Satisfied that the ward has worked, I take a sip