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Bewildered.
Really? Huh. Who's first?
Brocklandia, Consuela de la Morrela, Swaraelia, Ambrossa, and 1 otherThick-Billed Longspur
We have 74 employees? I don't think we even have 74 customers. Now I'm eager to know who's first too.
And I protest that Grimm is not an employee and is not lazy. Ze's one of the busiest entities around, what with all the plagues, wars, and lunch specials running loose.
Zany Zanes, The Grimm Reaper, Consuela de la Morrela, Swaraelia, and 1 otherAmbrossa
Post self-deleted by Songs you dont understand.
I'm not in love with you posting links to advertisements on our RMB.
Drunkndisorderly, Songs you dont understand, and Ambrossa
It's a joke
Anyway, here is my replacement
CG5 Cover of Dancin'
https://youtu.be/bL7nUkpFZHg
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
Accurate, but replace it with women in eyeglasses, blazers, blouse and pencil skirts
Brocklandia, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa
You're a woman in eyeglasses, a blazer, blouse and pencil skirt who crushes on guys wearing bowties? That's an oddly specific self-description. Would your sense of self implode it you were forced at gunpoint to wear sweatpants? I ask because we have a number of firearms under the main bar, and I'm betting there's a pair of sweatpants in the Lost & Found boy (don't ask). Okay, everyone, who wants to see if Songs you dont understand's head will explode?
Zany Zanes, Songs you dont understand, and Consuela de la Morrela
*Looks at the baseball game playing on the big screen next to the bar*
Yup, I think you're right.
Not technically a haiku in the classic sense, but--*ahem!*--presenting my haiku-like entry for the contest.
_____
I like the time
before dawn, because no one is
around to remind
me who I am,
so it's easier to remember
who I want to be.
Zany Zanes and Ambrossa
Me!
What's on second? I don't know's on third, but who's counting? What about someone and nobody?
lol I'm 14 and I know that joke
Brock, as of this moment you are in *gasp* *shudder*
SECOND PLACE
I'm a 92 year old man who won gold on the winter Olympics for ice wheelchair racing and currently is married to four lovely ladies who are totally my age
Brocklandia, The Grimm Reaper, and Songs you dont understand
Sometimes I just can't cOnTrOl myself…
Brocklandia and Songs you dont understand
Noice.
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
I'm actualy a 14 year old guy living in Arkansas and is in the 9th grade
Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, and The Peanut Feast
Clouds moving along
Sunshine glints through a treetop
Wind against my face
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
Me, I'm a Filipino who just loves A-Pop and stanning a lot of A-Pop stars like some K-Pop BTS Stan accounts in Twitter.
*scrolls up some Armenian Pop Stars Instagram account*
Brocklandia, The Peanut Feast, and Ambrossa
Oh thank God *wipes brow*
It's ok, Brocklandia, disaster averted. You are now back in third place, as Mr. Peanut has seized second
A-Pop Anti COVID song
Various Armenian Artists - Mna Tany
https://youtu.be/s1NGulaIYLc
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
So let's recap:
Have you seen the sorts of things that come out of our kitchen?
You know zombies are already dead, right?
Guns work better with ammo, true, but ammo isn't needed. Just use the gun itself as a weapon.
We'll make the Zombie Penguins, Zombie ducks, and Zombie Dog deal with them.
Well, all of that is less interesting than taking bets on whether sweatpants will make your head explode, so how about we do things my way for once, shall we?
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Songs you dont understand, Zombie Dog, and 2 othersConsuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa
Does that introduce the possibility that we'll seen hear a pro-COVID song? I wonder if we'll be able to make out the lyrics over all the coughing and wheezing for breath ...
Ventilators can be awfully loud.
Zany Zanes, Songs you dont understand, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa
A page of paper,
Drifting across the counter,
Lands in poetry.
Mornings sleepy chill,
A dragon breathes clouds of steam,
Flames wash it away.
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
Individually or collectively?
Zany Zanes, The Grimm Reaper, and Ambrossa
I've vaguely offended by the idea that we need two other entries in order for me to seize Third Place.
Zany Zanes and Ambrossa
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