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Prusmia wrote: DID I HEAR TACOS.

Yeah, they're kind of loud tonight. I hope the screaming doesn't keep the neighbors awake all night.

YouTube Inc wrote:what's an expiration date?

Apparently it's age 36, when your parents finally throw you out of their basement.

Oh, hey, apparently the weekend poetry contest is underway. Um, there's a mystery judge* who may or may not have a specific theme and format. Good luck.

If The Peanut Feast, Migrating Cheese, or Maple Hockey Canadia would like to judge, go ahead and declare what kind of poems you'd like. First poster wins. If no one does, we'll force Brocklandia to judge.

Zombie Penguins wrote:Oh, hey, apparently the weekend poetry contest is underway. Um, there's a mystery judge* who may or may not have a specific theme and format. Good luck.

If The Peanut Feast, Migrating Cheese, or Maple Hockey Canadia would like to judge, go ahead and declare what kind of poems you'd like. First poster wins. If no one does, we'll force Brocklandia to judge.

*Gahk!* Peanut won First, so make hir do it. If the phrase "at knife-point" is involved, that sure sounds like a bonus to me.

Man, we need a tour!

The Road Crew wrote:Man, we need a tour!

Cheffy needs fresh meat for the soup de jour. Would you like a tour of the kitchen? There's a good chance it'll be one-way.

Zombie Penguins wrote:Oh, hey, apparently the weekend poetry contest is underway. Um, there's a mystery judge* who may or may not have a specific theme and format. Good luck.

If The Peanut Feast, Migrating Cheese, or Maple Hockey Canadia would like to judge, go ahead and declare what kind of poems you'd like. First poster wins. If no one does, we'll force Brocklandia to judge.

Gorgeous hockey players!

Oh dear god what have I done eh?

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Gorgeous hockey players!
Oh dear god what have I done eh?

For clarity, are you asking us to send you the hockey players, or just poems about them? One involves a lot more postage than the other.

Plus, I can't remember which option requires air holes.

Brocklandia wrote:Who is "Me My Dude" and is ze quotable? This isn't one of those people who only talks in meme texts, is it?

I don't talk in *dank* memes, but I do talk in ips and ops and ippitys. I talk in lots of elwildering languages. Like... English, asic Spanish, preschool level German, and I can say some phrases in Filipino.

Also how many letters are in the alphaet?

A latest issue gave me this resolve:
Religion makes people horny.

I mean... you... aren't... wrong... ut you're not right

Acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz: all the letters

I feel a bit late to the Ray William Johnson train.

East Lodge wrote:Also how many letters are in the alphaet?

Not enough, apparently. Remember when ampersand was considered the twenty-seventh letter of the English alphabet? I also miss thorn and yogh, and having twelve forms of "the."

East Lodge wrote:A latest issue gave me this resolve:
Religion makes people horny.

If you've ever been to a right wing political rally, you'd see how true that is.

Woiwurrung wrote:I feel a bit late to the Ray William Johnson train.

I thought that train derailed years ago. You haven't missed anything you can't catch up on. YouTube is just another flash in the pan, right?

Brocklandia wrote:For clarity, are you asking us to send you the hockey players, or just poems about them? One involves a lot more postage than the other.

Plus, I can't remember which option requires air holes.

I will take either. But one is a lot more likely to earn a third place trophy than the other.

And why would you need air holes for either of those things? It's not like they're air hockey players, if you're doing it right they should be just regular hockey players.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Gorgeous hockey players!

Oh dear god what have I done eh?

Okay, as the past winner, this is hereby declared as the official theme! Get those rhymes rolling in!

I will start:
The most beautiful man on the ice
And the one who’s always nice
He’s never a true loser
But he could be a hoser
He’s doesn’t make a hat trick
But his ice is always slick
People say he not a meanie
Because he drives the Zamboni!

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:And why would you need air holes for either of those things? It's not like they're air hockey players, if you're doing it right they should be just regular hockey players.

Oh, so you want ice hockey players, as opposed to air, field, or street? Well, then, yeah, air holes aren't needed. I'll have the players freeze-dried before I send them. Glad to hear you don't mind a little freezer burn.

But I'm still shipping them freight-collect.

Brocklandia wrote:I thought that train derailed years ago. You haven't missed anything you can't catch up on. YouTube is just another flash in the pan, right?

Surely.
He posts YouTube shorts daily, and tbh they’re pretty good. I just couldn’t get into his stuff a decade… A DECADE?! HOW THE EVER LOVING HELL HAS IT BEEN A DECADE?? ago
And he has this weird band

Woiwurrung wrote:And he has this weird band

Tell him to contact a good surgeon. These days, they can remove things like that. But this bar is the next-to-last place you should turn to when seeking medical advice.

The very last place is YouTube, but you already know that, right? Right?

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Gorgeous hockey players!

The Peanut Feast wrote:Okay, as the past winner, this is hereby declared as the official theme! Get those rhymes rolling in!

Ahem! Testing, testing. Is this thing on?

*Skwaaaaark!*

Oh, I guess it is. Well. I present now my entry for Third Place in this week's poetry contest. Let's see---it's packed with references to hockey and hockey players, so I had to leave a few things out, like rhyme and good taste. But, hey, I'm only going after Third, right?
____

Winter time on the frozen river.
Sunday afternoon.
Don't let those days slip away.
They're playing hockey on the ice top.
Get away; get away; break away!
He'll have that scar on his chin forever.
Someday his girlfriend will say, "Hey, where?"
And he might look out the window, or not.
You skate as fast as you can 'til you hit the snowbank.
That's how you stop.
You got your sweater from the catalogue.
You use your rubber boots for goal posts.
Then, walking home.

This stick was signed by Jean Béliveau,
So don't frickin' tell me where to frickin' go.
Sunday afternoon.
Someone's dog just stole the puck.
He buried it; it's in the snowbank--
Your turn.
They rioted in the streets of Montreal
When they benched Rocket Richard, it's true.

The sun is fading on the frozen river.
The wind is dying down.
Someone else just got called for dinner.
Sunday afternoon.

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, so you want ice hockey players, as opposed to air, field, or street? Well, then, yeah, air holes aren't needed. I'll have the players freeze-dried before I send them. Glad to hear you don't mind a little freezer burn.

But I'm still shipping them freight-collect.

If you can make a gorgeous (and preferable nice) (ice) hockey player appear at my real-world door and marry me then I'll give you third place for life.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:If you can make a gorgeous (and preferable nice) (ice) hockey player appear at my real-world door and marry me then I'll give you third place for life.

As a matter of fact, I know a couple of really good-looking hockey players who, at least off the ice, are nice guys. Now I just have to convince their wives to let them marry you. Easy!

*The dog runs out of the bar with Arab millenaire states*

*A zombie drags Solomons land to the kitchen*

Zombie Dog wrote:*The dog runs out of the bar with Arab millenaire states*

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie drags Solomons land to the kitchen*

About time that undead pooch started earning its keep. Bad enough that I have to sweep up its fur ... And have you seen how much canine zombies shed? I demand overtime and hazard pay!

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