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The weekend poetry contest has ended. 
Nekojin will choose the winner.
Brocklandia, East lodge, Nekojin, and The Peanut Feast
Welcome to the Bar, Casomehano. Sit wherever you like. Menus are on the tables, and here's a bowl of pretzels for you to munch while you decide what you'll have.
Oh, and if you see something with fangs running around that looks rabid, it's probably just 
Maple Hockey Canadia.
Post by Task force 22 suppressed by 
Brocklandia.
Attention on deck! The region of Tun Tavern is now open for entertaining patrons. Bring your friends. Bring your friends friends. That is all. Carry on.
Sorry! I've been in the restroom for a few weeks!
You're saying that like what's playing now isn't the worst, unspeakable plonk ever conceived.
.... Honestly, remind me to never go to that universe where Joe Biden became a reggae star. It just doesn't work and the uncanny valley is just the cherry on top! :P
he feeds himself
Duncan the delivery doggo? I just assumed ze was eating the food we give hir to deliver instead of taking it to the customers. Oh, and ze has access to the storeroom, so Duncan can eat all the rats in there that ze can catch ... though I'm giving a "Duncan versus the rats" fight 50/50 odds.* Have you seen those rats? They're bigger than Duncan, probably meaner too, judging from the unspeakable things they did to my broom last time I hid ... uh, left it there. Unspeakable, I tell you ... because they left videos on a thumb drive for me to find.
* The only reason I'm giving Duncan even odds is because the doggo also has access to the Bar's flamethrower and knows how to use it. That might--might--level the playing field a bit.
Zombie Penguins and Duncan the delivery doggo
You ... need to get out more.
YouTube Inc and Duncan the delivery doggo
Attention on deck, yourself! You may have overlooked the sign in the Factbook by the front door that says:
🍻 Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement. 🥂
🍻 No RMB recruitment and sub-par advertisements for polls. 🥂
Drunkndisorderly, YouTube Inc, and Duncan the delivery doggo
*look at image first*
Of course I still have them, since Ebay and every other auction site banned me for ... uh ... reasons that have nothing to do with that alleged multi-state crime spree.
And don't judge. If you've ever exceeded the speed limit while driving across country, you've technically engaged in a multi-state crime spree too, and there's no need to embarrass ourselves by comparing the number of bodies stashed in the trunk.
Hergh, I can have drinks? No prefefrence. Any drikn, plesasz.
Sounds as though the current bar patrons like to live dangerously! (Or perhaps that should be die agonizingly.)
Nah, I can always regenerate the limbs I lose.
Drinky dinkry! *Collapses*
Speaking of which
TAP WATER FOR EVERYONE!
Next round is on me, eh
*Tosses a giant bag of Canadadian currency in the general direction of the nearest bar employyee as I stumble drunkenly through the bar*
Confederate cuba and The Peanut Feast
I'm just your friendly neighborhood airhead cop.
Okay I'm taking off the suit.
*unzip*
Yeah do you want it?
👉👈
*pays in legs*
Don't ask where they're from...
Yeah nah thats nasty
I've been trying to dance lately and I have determined I was not born to dance. However I run and kickbox so... idk. I'm not joining any exercise related organization. I'm just exercising so I don't die at 42. I want to live a long life and doing it for *some other reason* won't cut it. I stopped exercising because of it fam.
Post self-deleted by East lodge.
*Dumps a gallon of tap water on Maple.*
Why do I just happen to have gallon jugs of tap water sitting around? Funny you should ask, 'cause I was preparing for exactly this situation.
*Dumps another gallon of tap water on Maple.*
East lodge and The Peanut Feast
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