The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Pricane wrote:

Why are you eating fake cheese Zombie Dog...

fake cheese?

Mx. Ratfink you were wrong...

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Looks in the supply cupboard.
Yeah, we kinda low on Brain bleach.

I've ordered more. Now we just have to hold out against the hordes of insanity until it arrives ... someday.

Definitely toby wrote:

For me It's high blood pressure and high blood sugar.

Glad you got it looked at by a professional, and found some real answers. It may be small consolation, but it's nice when you can at least come away with solid direction.

Brocklandia wrote:

What kind of break? Arm? Leg? Psychotic? I hear the electroshock rooms at Arkham aren't that crowded this time of year.

I want to fight Batman. I'll lose, but I wanna try to fight Batman. What do I have to do?!

I wanna use a bomb on batman. That'll get him. Then, ninjas who are actually bomb bots. And then more ninjas. And then more. And then we go on a space ship, into an empty bunker and we dig a tunnel. We find the Bat Cave, but here's the thing! We take time... like 2 years. And then we break into the Cave and destroy the place. Then we take Batman and make him do something uncoordinated and stupid. This makes him confused, because everything he does is calculated and intelligent(now not back in the old Batman day).

But, we knew we could have gotten into the Bat Cave a lot sooner, but we took a while to make him think we were in the Loony Bin. Then we go and... we use the last of the bombs!!

And then we use the bombs we had on top of the actual estate for 2 years. And then everything goes boom.

Ratfink wrote:

Glad you got it looked at by a professional, and found some real answers. It may be small consolation, but it's nice when you can at least come away with solid direction.

Yeah. Now I feel like I need to take time to watch my BP now. I thought I was just tired and needed sleep, but couldn't go to sleep. So I took caffeine that made everything higher, in an attempt to "stay awake".

So... now... I just want to color for a little bit. I like coloring..

I want a coloring book

Definitely toby wrote:

I want a coloring book

[Gives a coloring book and Crayolas with several "Drawings" of "not suspicious to the occult"]

Definitely toby wrote:

Ooh reminds me of hell.

gives you a cracker I found in my pocket

puts it in your bill

_{don't bite me...}

[Yeets the cracker like frisbee, out a near by window] >:3
[Fly's back to bird house]

Definitely toby wrote:

I want a coloring book

*Excitedly walks over to Definitely toby, leaving a light trail of scattered breadcrumbs after a good day at The Bakery Across the Street*

Decidedly Toby, I brought something you might enjoy. It’s a coloring book, but without the suffocating limitations of lines. I could never color within the lines, so I got rid of them. You can let your imagination run wild, truly!

*Dumps a pile of blank printer paper held together by a flimsy stapling job next to you*

I’ll invite you to the corner I usually pass out in after one too many stomach pumps so you can see my artwork. I’ve heard people call it “pointless, unflattering scribbles”, but I prefer the term “abstract expressionism”.

*The goats escort Pope of joemama 2 to the kitchen*

bad news everyone, the galactic federation just passed prohibition. any ideas for replacements for alcohol? alternatively we could stage a coup but let's not worry about that

Dicerolla wrote:

bad news everyone, the galactic federation just passed prohibition. any ideas for replacements for alcohol? alternatively we could stage a coup but let's not worry about that

Patching up a hole.

They have jurisdiction here?

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Patching up a hole.

They have jurisdiction here?

yes, despite all our rocket boosters we still remain within the galaxy