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Jehovahs witness wrote:

The Witness stirs from their nap and looks around.

Time for judgement day. Of the contest.

Judging

This one is pretty good, really is. It's a very standard evocation, done straight and all.
I'd say this is spot-on arty: Confusing and somewhat pretty and understandable if you happen to be on the same wavelength of the author, which, given its Brocklandia, I doubt.
This is an inspiring ditty, indeed. If Candadinans can be smart about art, so can anything. Even a roomba. No sense of aesthetic you see, though I am working on that kink.

On thought, in third place, we have Brocklandia. Sounded like just the right place. In second, there's Maple Hockey Canadia, that's that, so the first place one is Starving artist. Congrats to him, very well done job, you can eat and drink the recognition, right?

Sounds tasty. Thank you.

Jehovahs witness wrote:

The Witness stirs from their nap and looks around.

Time for judgement day. Of the contest.

Judging

This one is pretty good, really is. It's a very standard evocation, done straight and all.
I'd say this is spot-on arty: Confusing and somewhat pretty and understandable if you happen to be on the same wavelength of the author, which, given its Brocklandia, I doubt.
This is an inspiring ditty, indeed. If Candadinans can be smart about art, so can anything. Even a roomba. No sense of aesthetic you see, though I am working on that kink.

On thought, in third place, we have Brocklandia. Sounded like just the right place. In second, there's Maple Hockey Canadia, that's that, so the first place one is Starving artist. Congrats to him, very well done job, you can eat and drink the recognition, right?

Oh, jeez eh. I might have to start thinking aboot collecting second place trophies. I think that's like the fourth week in a row I've come in second, eh.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

Oh, jeez eh. I might have to start thinking aboot collecting second place trophies. I think that's like the fourth week in a row I've come in second, eh.

As long as you keep your hands off Third, they'll stay attached to your wrists.

Demonos wrote:

Hell embraces you, either way.

Eww! Bad touch! Bad touch!

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

I used to be a ginger.

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

I used to be a guy :P

We here at the Bar don't care what perversions of nature or the laws of physics you embrace. Just don't leave too big a mess and all's good. That goes double for you, shedder of ginger hair that gummed up the vacuum cleaner last week.

Brocklandia wrote:

Only your gaff involves a demon-therapist using the phrase, "Show me on the doll where the mean ol' Biden touched you."

"That's so terrible! MUHAHAHA", as she laughed in sinister.
*wipes laughter tear from the side of her eye*
"Oh such sweet torment when we allow therapists into our heads. They enter and lasso our minds with an invisible lariat squeezing out the natural drive and steering it toward eventual self destruction of the true self... but perhaps I write this because I know that I am mentally willed already?

*Then raises her black mass goblet in the shape of a ram's horn.*

Brocklandia wrote:

Eww! Bad touch! Bad touch!

It's just a demonic hug. Nothing bad can come from getting hugs from large muscled half goat evil entities.

Tercania islands wrote:

It's just a demonic hug. Nothing bad can come from getting hugs from large muscled half goat evil entities.

Except maybe ticks and horseflies.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

Yeah sorry about that. I'll try harder not to shed next time, eh.

Try using a lint roller. A really big lint roller that you can roll around on to remove excess hair or fur. Or, alternatively, bathe in superglue.

Demonos wrote:

I am not a satyr. I am more Antichrist/succubus/neko/nightmare...

Then I amend my statement to "Except maybe ticks and horseflies and yapping lapdogs." Oh, the horror!

Tercania islands wrote:

It's just a demonic hug. Nothing bad can come from getting hugs from large muscled half goat evil entities.

Racist! God, not all them are like that, just that Holy media presents them in that way. Most of them are just straight cuddly.

Demonos wrote:

I am not a satyr. I am more Antichrist/succubus/neko/nightmare... anyway no need to worry about ticks and horseflies. Unless, you want, I'll go fetch Beelzebub...

Anyway, where's the damn hug from hell, I'm feeling lonely here
The nanites and Abyss start to argue in contrast.
Shut up, I never see you guys giving me affection...Well maybe become corporeal then and I won't complain...Shut up...

Songs you dont understand wrote:

People in the Caucasus (I mean Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan and other Caucasian Russian Republics) are basically like fictional anime ethnic groups with modern tech but they are real.

Prove it.

Songs you dont understand wrote:

That's why I like A-POP!

Prove it. Just because you throw YouTube links at us doesn't mean you like it. You might be A-pop Rick-rolling us.

*A zombie takes Selyanska ukrayina away*