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Jehovahs witness

Brocklandia wrote:Aww, men holding hands and dancing together. It's so sweet, like a Hallmark movie on sedatives.

I know what that actually looks like, a Hallmark movie on sedatives... It causes an integer overflow and suddenly gets banned by the WA and every government agency in the world for it's, quote, "Eye-peeling disturbing content of ultraviolence."

Naturally, I have the only copy of it on VHS. Everything else's been burned to a crisp. I do showings every month on the 17th.

East lodge

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Jehovahs witness wrote:I know what that actually looks like, a Hallmark movie on sedatives... It causes an integer overflow and suddenly gets banned by the WA and every government agency in the world for it's, quote, "Eye-peeling disturbing content of ultraviolence."

Naturally, I have the only copy of it on VHS. Everything else's been burned to a crisp. I do showings every month on the 17th.

The Bar's auditorium just so happens to be free on the 17th. Well, not "free"; the rental fee is affordable, but those hidden charges add up quickly. You won't be needing air, will you?

Jehovahs witness

Brocklandia wrote:The Bar's auditorium just so happens to be free on the 17th. Well, not "free"; the rental fee is affordable, but those hidden charges add up quickly. You won't be needing air, will you?

Course I don't. Well, some people that will show up may, but that's for them to figure out. Not on my dime, certainly. Otherwise, can be done.

Brocklandia

The most serene republicans

Forest

hey hello, forest is having a slow day so I came here to procrastinate

Brocklandia

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

The most serene republicans wrote:hey hello, forest is having a slow day so I came here to procrastinate

Well, welcome, Forest-dweller. Usually I say that to squirrels and the odd raccoon (and if you've ever seen the raccoons who wander in here, you'd know they're often Very Odd Indeed). But today I'm saying it to you. Wait--you're not a raccoon in disguise, are you? Well, are you? Never mind. I and our designated bartender de jour, Coatrack of Fur, are here to serve your every drinking whim. Perhaps start you off with a Valentine's Day beer? Or if pink drinks aren't your style, how about two-litre vodka with a radiator fluid chaser?--That's all the rage in ... well, someplace, I'm sure. But never mind. Order when ready.

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:Aww, men holding hands and dancing together. It's so sweet, like a Hallmark movie on sedatives.

*tips you $5 for comedy*

Brocklandia

Zelfd

Hey

Mindon

Brocklandia wrote:It can take several forms, and the homemade variety can be runny if you have the mix of ingredients a little skewed to the liquid items. But, yeah, napalm adds a bit of spicy zing to most dishes, and it's a popular condiment here at the Bar.

You know, at this point I should know better. That this place considers health and safety as its last priority. If it's a priority at all.

Brocklandia wrote:Just once? Whew!

Why does that answer warrant a "whew"?

Jehovahs witness

Mindon wrote:You know, at this point I should know better. That this place considers health and safety as its last priority. If it's a priority at all.

I'd rather not have it ever prioritized. That'd be dreadfully dull and might stop me chugging barrels of moonshine. Plus I can get away with some... budget cuts rather easily.

The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc

I heard moonshine
GiB

pls

thxs

East lodge

Brocklandia wrote:Aww, men holding hands and dancing together. It's so sweet, like a Hallmark movie on sedatives.

... i mean... yeah

Brocklandia wrote:How can you tell?

Hahahahahahaha I feel nothing anymore!

Of communist militants

The Claws of Colob

Greetings region. This is the WA delegate of The Claws of Colob. I am here to inform you that they have been raided by us, and we now control their region.

East lodge

East lodge

Of communist militants wrote:Greetings region. This is the WA delegate of The Claws of Colob. I am here to inform you that they have been raided by us, and we now control their region.

Having skin is a lie

Your skull is a helmet

And never go in the backhouse

The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc

Of communist militants wrote:Greetings region. This is the WA delegate of The Claws of Colob. I am here to inform you that they have been raided by us, and we now control their region.

I have one question, how much more whiskey do we get out of this?

East lodge

Of communist militants

The Claws of Colob

East lodge wrote:Having skin is a lie

What do you mean.

East lodge

Of communist militants

The Claws of Colob

YouTube Inc wrote:I have one question, how much more whiskey do we get out of this?

A lot more.

East lodge

East lodge

Of communist militants wrote:What do you mean.

You know what I mean

Of communist militants

The Claws of Colob

East lodge wrote:You know what I mean

I have no idea what you mean

East lodge

East lodge

Of communist militants wrote:I have no idea what you mean

No you dont; you know what I'm saying

The SociallyAwkward Bar Waitress of Arcticfoxxo

blep

East lodge

East lodge

Arcticfoxxo wrote:blep

Am I still possessing you?

I don't remember

The SociallyAwkward Bar Waitress of Arcticfoxxo

East lodge wrote:Am I still possessing you?

I don't remember

idunno, i dont pay attention

East lodge

Songs you dont understand

I watch a lot sensitive soci3ty videos and I felt bad for the beautiful girls depicted.

I cried a lot on that channel. I really hate beautiful women dying, dead, insulting or similar bad things happening, doing or happened to them especially when getting ranted or hated. I'm not a handsome person (yes I'm a guy) but I really hate this. When this happens, my ADHD attacks in my heart.

I respect beautiful women bad or not.

East lodge

Duncan the delivery doggo

Tercania islands wrote:Nope, not quite! It needs to come from the bottom of your throat, like that grass you ate earlier.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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Demonos, Jehovahs witness, Tercania islands, East lodge, and 2 othersSongs you dont understand, and Zelfd

East lodge

Arcticfoxxo wrote:idunno, i dont pay attention

*possess you again*

Ooooh I want to eat a donut now

Duncan the delivery doggo

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