The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Napalm in the Morning wrote:

Wakes up after being more than 2 years AWOL from the Bar...

🔥🔥💥...Drops in and destroys the Bar...💥🔥🔥

...inhales...

Ahhhhh!

time travels the bar back a second before you showed up

Napalm in the Morning wrote:

Wakes up after being more than 2 years AWOL from the Bar...

🔥🔥💥...Drops in and destroys the Bar...💥🔥🔥

...inhales...

Ahhhhh!

oh great, one of THOSE rpers

Napalm in the Morning wrote:

Wakes up after being more than 2 years AWOL from the Bar...

🔥🔥💥...Drops in and destroys the Bar...💥🔥🔥

...inhales...

Ahhhhh!

*dies*

RIP all Zombie ducks. You are gone forever. Wait, how am I here? Oh wait, I’m dead and floating. Hey, I can fly through this table!

Napalm in the Morning wrote:

Wakes up after being more than 2 years AWOL from the Bar...
🔥🔥💥...Drops in and destroys the Bar...💥🔥🔥

I'm not cleaning that up. Welcome back, though.

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

oh great, one of THOSE rpers

Problem? Announcing one has destroyed the Bar is only a bit more godmod-y than every other type of RP we seem to attract. Besides, the Bar always seems to reconstitute itself ... sooner or later.

Brocklandia wrote:

Don't go in there! It's scary, and Cthulhu might eat you--or worse, fart.

Praise be.

Napalm in the Morning wrote:

Wakes up after being more than 2 years AWOL from the Bar...

🔥🔥💥...Drops in and destroys the Bar...💥🔥🔥

...inhales...

Ahhhhh!

Grabs a toolbox and a broom.

Alright, time to get to work!

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

oh great, one of THOSE rpers

Sweeping up loose material in their workspace the maintenance worker nods along.

Yep, it takes all kinds of ingredients to make a good chili and similarly each interesting character that wanders through builds our story.

Brocklandia wrote:

Problem? Announcing one has destroyed the Bar is only a bit more godmod-y than every other type of RP we seem to attract. Besides, the Bar always seems to reconstitute itself ... sooner or later.

yeah godmoders is what I was talkin about

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

yeah godmoders is what I was talkin about

Ah, like most mental illnesses, by the time they arrive here we have to consider it a pre-existing medical condition and forgive them. Once. If things get out of hand--paw, tentacle, flipper, wing, whatever--then we reach for the Ban-Hammer of Mighty Smiting. Nothing says "godmod" quite like deciding who gets to stay and who gets a free E-ticket ride down the drains to the Rejected Realms, which technically isn't inside the Newark city limits but is definitely Newark-adjacent.

Brocklandia wrote:

Most of those characters end up in Cheffy's chili, so I'll let the metaphor-mongering stand, for now. Carry on.

Chili is so good. You can put anything in it.

It's always chili tho. Why not make bread a staple or something? Pasta? Soup? Cake? Like anything else. Doesn't have to be chili...

Brocklandia wrote:

Ooo!--All is forgiven!

Uh ... How much is a nickel?

Worth slightly more than a dead roach, but less than the state of New York

Nekojin wrote:

My guess would be that chili is easiest to hide the viscera in. Nice and chunky

I figured. I want chili now. Like not the bar chili. Actual chili.

But not the- no not cheffy's chili. Like sane chili

Nekojin wrote:

Worth slightly more than a dead roach, but less than the state of New York

New York isn't worth a dime.

Definitely toby wrote:

time travels the bar back a second before you showed up

Sits at the Bar still on fire.

I'm fine. This is fine.

Er, misser Toby, I pretty certain the Bar by its very nature exists throughout all time and space, intersecting an infinite spectrum of the realities across all of the multiverse...

Brocklandia wrote:

I'm not cleaning that up.

We don't need to, (as usual) we just instantly slip over to one of the universes where the Bar is just fine, and wasn't just torched...

smiles

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Grabs a toolbox and a broom.

Alright, time to get to work!Sweeping up loose material in their workspace the maintenance worker nods along.

Yep, it takes all kinds of ingredients to make a good chili and similarly each interesting character that wanders through builds our story.

ᶯ⁰ ɳ0 ɴo - иo need. Look everything is fine!

Gestures around to the totally fine and functional Bar that we all know and love, and hands you a bowl of her homemade chilli.

_{Praise be.}

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Sits at the Bar still on fire.

I'm fine. This is fine.

Er, misser Toby, I pretty certain the Bar by its very nature exists throughout all time and space, intersecting an infinite spectrum of the realities across all of the multiverse...We don't need to, (as usual) we just instantly slip over to one of the universes where the Bar is just fine, and wasn't just torched...

smilesᶯ⁰ ɳ0 ɴo - иo need. Look everything is fine!

Gestures around to the totally fine and functional Bar that we all know and love, and hands you a bowl of her homemade chilli.

_{Praise be.}

climbs the beams

So we good? I guess we're good.

Ah yeah, you called me misser. I'll never get used to the euphoria I get from stuff like that. Thank you!

vanishes into the darkness of the ceiling, occasionally playing with a fidget toy or laughing at my phone