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time travels the bar back a second before you showed up
Praise be.
And I hope this time he doesn't sing songs in my ear this time that I have to sing back to him so they stop
Ahhhhhhhhhhhgggg itsssss
oh great, one of THOSE rpers
Consuela de la Morrela and Definitely toby
-emuus
500 ghoul ducks now inhabit the bar
Napalm in the Morning and Definitely toby
The shadows slips through the debris and set down a drink.
Your molotov cocktail. Enjoy!
Napalm in the Morning and Definitely toby
I'm not cleaning that up. Welcome back, though.
Problem? Announcing one has destroyed the Bar is only a bit more godmod-y than every other type of RP we seem to attract. Besides, the Bar always seems to reconstitute itself ... sooner or later.
Drunkndisorderly, Napalm in the Morning, and Definitely toby
Praise be.
Grabs a toolbox and a broom.
Alright, time to get to work!
Sweeping up loose material in their workspace the maintenance worker nods along.
Yep, it takes all kinds of ingredients to make a good chili and similarly each interesting character that wanders through builds our story.
Napalm in the Morning and Definitely toby
Ah, like most mental illnesses, by the time they arrive here we have to consider it a pre-existing medical condition and forgive them. Once. If things get out of hand--paw, tentacle, flipper, wing, whatever--then we reach for the Ban-Hammer of Mighty Smiting. Nothing says "godmod" quite like deciding who gets to stay and who gets a free E-ticket ride down the drains to the Rejected Realms, which technically isn't inside the Newark city limits but is definitely Newark-adjacent.
Zombie Penguins, Neutrality Foundation, Zany Zanes, Napalm in the Morning, and 2 othersThick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
Most of those characters end up in Cheffy's chili, so I'll let the metaphor-mongering stand, for now. Carry on.
Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, Pricane, Napalm in the Morning, and 2 othersThick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
Chili is so good. You can put anything in it.
It's always chili tho. Why not make bread a staple or something? Pasta? Soup? Cake? Like anything else. Doesn't have to be chili...
And it gets old real quick.
Zany Zanes and Pricane
Worth slightly more than a dead roach, but less than the state of New York
Zombie Penguins and Pricane
I figured. I want chili now. Like not the bar chili. Actual chili.
But not the- no not cheffy's chili. Like sane chili
New York isn't worth a dime.
I like that you went back 2 years to find out what drink I last ordered...
Now THAT'S service!
*👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿*
Zombie Penguins, Pricane, and Definitely toby
Sits at the Bar still on fire.
I'm fine. This is fine.
Er, misser Toby, I pretty certain the Bar by its very nature exists throughout all time and space, intersecting an infinite spectrum of the realities across all of the multiverse...
We don't need to, (as usual) we just instantly slip over to one of the universes where the Bar is just fine, and wasn't just torched...
smiles
ᶯ⁰ ɳ0 ɴo - иo need. Look everything is fine!
Gestures around to the totally fine and functional Bar that we all know and love, and hands you a bowl of her homemade chilli.
Praise be.
Brocklandia, Pricane, and Definitely toby
Emus Republic Of Australia and Definitely toby
climbs the beams
So we good? I guess we're good.
Ah yeah, you called me misser. I'll never get used to the euphoria I get from stuff like that. Thank you!
vanishes into the darkness of the ceiling, occasionally playing with a fidget toy or laughing at my phone
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