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The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Casomehano wrote:Newark’s nice, except for the smell.

And the people, and everything else about it.

The Peanut Feast

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Pricane wrote:Where am I? Just give me a flashlight or a phone or something...?

All we have are drinks and a few unclaimed lunch specials. How daring do you feel today?

Zany Zanes and Pricane

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Pricane wrote:School history books often refer to Auri Akana as "that imperialist pig dog".

That's not even close to my political beliefs.

Let's see ... Scottie dogs ... Wiener dogs ... Nope, I don't see pig dogs listed. What genus would that be?

More importantly, what do they taste like? Are they considered pork or red meat? Hey, this is important if we're going to recommend a wine pairing.

Zany Zanes and Pricane

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Zany Zanes wrote:Crawling out from under a counter, papers flittering to the ground and ink smudging every surface the shadowy figure touches, an elongated shadow reaches across to the poetry submissions box and grabs the papers, crunching them into a wrinkled wreckage as they retract their hand. Sifting through with odd hums of neither approval nor disdain, they place the papers in a particular order and rasp out the results.

Congratulations. This was beautiful, I really enjoyed it! It invoked an interesting feeling and created a nice visual piece. Thank you!

Congrats on this highly coveted win! This was an interesting subject! Thank you for your poem!

Loved the rhyme scheme and visuals, plus the subject of animals was a nice use of this form! The honor of First Place is yours!

Drat!--Foiled again!

Er, I mean, thanks for the Second Place award, Z! Yeah, that's what I meant to say.

Zany Zanes and Pricane

Pricane

Prusmia wrote:How did you get stuck in the barbeque cooler?

*laughs in murder*

Brocklandia wrote:All we have are drinks and a few unclaimed lunch specials. How daring do you feel today?

One that will make me radiate so I can see how to get out if ya don't mind

Brocklandia wrote:Let's see ... Scottie dogs ... Wiener dogs ... Nope, I don't see pig dogs listed. What genus would that be?

More importantly, what do they taste like? Are they considered pork or red meat? Hey, this is important if we're going to recommend a wine pairing.

Who has wine and pork?

Casomehano

Pricane wrote:Who has wine and pork?

Spain has some.

Drunkndisorderly and Pricane

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

Brocklandia wrote:Maple syrup and chronic depression, apparently. Cheffy stocks the cheap stuff.

DID SomEoNE SaY SyRuP

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Eh?

Zany Zanes

Iniustus

I'm new here. Any daily specials?

The Free Land of The Peanut Feast

Zombie Penguins wrote:Congratulations The Peanut Feast. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest. Let us know.

Thank you! Thank you all very much!
I am tempted to ask for epic poems in iambic pentameter about the pandemic, but on second thought, everyone should just write any poems that suit their fancy. Have fun!

Iniustus wrote:I'm new here. Any daily specials?

Every day is special here!

Drunkndisorderly, Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Iniustus

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Pricane wrote:One that will make me radiate so I can see how to get out if ya don't mind

Or you could just walk out the front door ... Or wait until someone drives a tank through the wall again in five minutes ...

Drunkndisorderly and Pricane

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:DID SomEoNE SaY SyRuP

Moo.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Iniustus wrote:I'm new here. Any daily specials?

Welcome to the Bar. Sit wherever you like. Today's special is ... Well, no one is sure because it's hiding under the stairs and making these weird snarling noises. (Hey, maybe it's Cheffy's famous Mountain Lion Soufflé. Yum!) But here's a bowl of pretzels for you to snack on while you look over the drink menu.

Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, Pricane, Hermes Express 123, and 1 otherIniustus

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Post by Pricane suppressed by Brocklandia.

Pricane

Casomehano wrote:Spain has some.

Ewwww

Brocklandia wrote:Or you could just walk out the front door ... Or wait until someone drives a tank through the wall again in five minutes ...

Ah yes a plan

First I want you show you something. Can you take the time to donate if you have money and sign this?

Go here to sign: https://chng.it/YSH2d72RWs

Go here to donate: https://www.gofundme.com/f/bring-amani-home-justice-for-amani?qid=c4340622f9491a6ec8a49e1a66d73b40

The Kingdom of Hanover of Hermes Express 123

Gypsy Lands

Brocklandia wrote:Welcome to the Bar. Sit wherever you like. Today's special is ... Well, no one is sure because it's hiding under the stairs and making these weird snarling noises. (Hey, maybe it's Cheffy's famous Mountain Lion Soufflé. Yum!) But here's a bowl of pretzels for you to snack on while you look over the drink menu.

Mind making me a god level cocktail and a god level steak?

Iniustus

Brocklandia wrote:Welcome to the Bar. Sit wherever you like. Today's special is ... Well, no one is sure because it's hiding under the stairs and making these weird snarling noises. (Hey, maybe it's Cheffy's famous Mountain Lion Soufflé. Yum!) But here's a bowl of pretzels for you to snack on while you look over the drink menu.

Thanks! What great service!
Got anything glowing?

Brocklandia

The group mind

Greetings from the newly arrived Group Mind of [Name Missing].
Does this bar have drinks for 5 million?

Brocklandia

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Iniustus wrote:Thanks! What great service!
Got anything glowing?

Yes, just about everything here glows. You just can't see it while the lights are on.

Wait ... Are the lights on? We haven't paid our electricity bill in decades.

Drunkndisorderly, Consuela de la Morrela, and Iniustus

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

The group mind wrote:Greetings from the newly arrived Group Mind of [Name Missing].
Does this bar have drinks for 5 million?

Yes, provided you don't mind sharing straws. Oh, and small sips are recommended unless you want to overwhelm the bartenders with refill orders.

Or, we could just hook up a high-pressure hose and spray all five million of you down with a vat of drinks. Scotch on the rocks okay with everybody? I'm betting the rocks plus a high-pressure hose would sting a little ... since we use real rocks.

Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and The group mind

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Pricane wrote:First I want you show you something. Can you take the time to donate if you have money and sign this?
Go here to sign: (snip)
Go here to donate: (snip)

Message suppressed. Please don't spam our RMB with links to outside sites begging for money.

Drunkndisorderly, Pricane, and The Peanut Feast

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Hermes Express 123 wrote:Mind making me a god level cocktail and a god level steak?

Here you go: one cocktail made out of Cthulhu's sweat and a steak made from the scab where ze stubbed a toe last week. About time that pesky elder god started earning its keep around here.

Hermes Express 123

The Verdant Gardens of Prusmia

New World Union

Brocklandia wrote:Message suppressed. Please don't spam our RMB with links to outside sites begging for money.

Hey, I thought you were a janitor. Not a censorship office. So you don't do your actual job but you do a horrendous job that ruins our society.

I'm absolutely kidding, people like this suck

The Verdant Gardens of Prusmia

New World Union

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:DID SomEoNE SaY SyRuP

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Eh?

https://www.yourtango.com/news/maple-syrup-shortage-causes-canada-tap-reserve

Brocklandia

Iniustus

Brocklandia wrote:Yes, just about everything here glows. You just can't see it while the lights are on.

Wait ... Are the lights on? We haven't paid our electricity bill in decades.

Thats good to hear, any exotic options?

Casomehano

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:DID SomEoNE SaY SyRuP

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Eh?

Yes.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Prusmia wrote:Hey, I thought you were a janitor. Not a censorship office. So you don't do your actual job but you do a horrendous job that ruins our society.
I'm absolutely kidding, people like this suck

I am the janitor, so sometimes I do clean-up work on the RMB. Other times, I nap in dark places where no one can find me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the storeroom doing, uh, something important. Yeah, that's it.

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Pricane, Consuela de la Morrela, and 1 otherLaurel and hardy

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