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Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

A beer please, extra U-235

Looks like we're out of U-235 ... danged supply chain issues, or maybe someone was just too lazy to reorder. But we do have this li'l number that has a double-dose of U-238, if you like your radioactivity with extra neutrons. It tends to case a little more blunt force trauma to your DNA, but its mutagenic properties will make every sip a new body part warping experience. Hey!--Maybe you'll end up with more tentacles, in colors only bees can see. Won't that be fun? You might have to get your shirts custom-made after that, though.

Lemona wrote:

b e e r

The weekly Spelling Bee is held on Sundays, so you're either late or early, depending on your perspective. P E R S P E C T I V E. Perspective.

Lemona wrote:

this beer with my mix is very good

Well, then, here's a refill for you, kind customer.

Brocklandia wrote:

Well, then, here's a refill for you, kind customer.

thanks

*sips*

Just give me a Samuel Adams to drink my pain way 🍺 🍺 🍺

You got any pretzels by chance?

BaRtEnDeR????

Brocklandia wrote:

Emphasis on try. Accidents happen, and our tap water can be unstable.

Atomically unstable? Does your tap water happen to be heavy water?

Teampizza wrote:

Just give me a Samuel Adams to drink my pain way 🍺 🍺 🍺

A shadow unsticks itself from the walls and shakes off the remnants of sleep with a stretch. Pouring a glass of craft beer, possibly made by someone with the initials S.A..

Teampizza wrote:

And a fireball cuz why not

Then pours a shot of cinnamon whisky.

Teampizza wrote:

BaRtEnDeR????

Slides both drinks over to the impatient patron.

Enjoy.

Lemona wrote:

You got any pretzels by chance?

Goes to push a bowl of pretzels their way.

Lemona wrote:

Bavarian Pretzels, if you can.

Frowns, though it'd be difficult to see, and pulls a bowl of Bavarian Pretzels from under the counter to slide over instead.

Enjoy!

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

Atomically unstable? Does your tap water happen to be heavy water?

Looks them over suspiciously.

Who wants to know?

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

I love mutating into an unimaginable horror on tuesday mornings, like im not one already.

Winces in sympathy.

Did you mistakenly order the Soup of the Day? It happens to the best of us. Stomach pumps are to your right, feel free to sign up on the sheet over there.

Zany Zanes wrote:

A shadow unsticks itself from the walls and shakes off the remnants of sleep with a stretch. Pouring a glass of craft beer, possibly made by someone with the initials S.A..

Then pours a shot of cinnamon whisky.Slides both drinks over to the impatient patron.

Enjoy.

Goes to push a bowl of pretzels their way.

Frowns, though it'd be difficult to see, and pulls a bowl of Bavarian Pretzels from under the counter to slide over instead.

Enjoy!Looks them over suspiciously.

Who wants to know?

Winces in sympathy.

Did you mistakenly order the Soup of the Day? It happens to the best of us. Stomach pumps are to your right, feel free to sign up on the sheet over there.

mmmmm pretzels

*eats one of the pretzels in one bite*

yummy

*chugs the rest of my beer*

mmm good

here’s da money
*pays in dogecoins*

*leaves*

*walks in the bar with a dog made of corn* corn dog *refuses to elaborate further* *leaves*

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

Atomically unstable? Does your tap water happen to be heavy water?

Beats me. No one who tried to taste ... er, test it has ever survived the experience.

Teampizza wrote:

My region stupid

Do you mean "is" or "named"? I mean, I'm fine either way.