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How do you know they aren't? Maybe they're psychic--or psychotic, I can never remember which--aliens who're pouring more and more political incompetence on us to watch us flail before turning into a sculpture of seething rage and barely contained social malcontent, ready to explode in unexpected ways at any moment. The element of danger is what elevates simple art to Art.
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Zombie Penguins, East lodge, and Alta Sil
Yes, but to which dark god? The Bar has several from which to choose, and this is not a decision to be made lightly ... mostly because the ones not chosen will feel all slighted and go revenge-mode, and stuff. When you finally pick the dark god that's right for you, the first thing you have to do is fight to keep the other dark gods from turning you into a puddle of goo on the restroom floor, where a member of the janitorial staff will simply hose you down the drain.
Dark gods lose more followers that way.
Zany Zanes, East lodge, and Consuela de la Morrela
Thanks
Oh
I think you took contraband of some sort. Do we have any here?
No that's just an autistic episode. Someone else stole those. Probably Brocky
You take contraband? *begins to hide unnamed containers in a box and goes to the lab*
*locks heavy door*
*locks second heavy door*
*hides box in floor*
I'm not sure we have anything that isn't contraband somewhere.
Hey!--I resemble that remark! You can't prove I did it, and nobody saw me do it--that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Zany Zanes, East lodge, and Consuela de la Morrela
You liken, compare, or relate to being accused of stealing the only drugs we take from people? That proves it. But yeah we can't prove it, nor disprove it. Logically, if evidence never shows, no one can bring a conclusion.
Hey want a cupcake? I made some. They're chocolate with colorful icing, like the ones you get from the store. Except this time they have flavor. I also put pop rocks on them, and the icing's tie dyed. I made like 50, because what else do you do when you can't stop looking at the lights? Going to the store's no fun. I prefer paying here and giving rats cheese.
Cool, let's share. Make a little stand or something. You do it tho, I'm not feeling physical labor today, or ever for that matter.
Hey, it's only a crime if you get caught.
Thank you! I happen to love chocolate, but I can only have it on rare occasions--gotta protect the abs, 'cause real-world me works in a field where looking good and being fit matters. My agent also insists, constantly reminding me that she has bills to pay.
In return I can offer you ... uhm, this dust bunny from under one of the tables? It's really cute. Just ignore the glowing red eyes and the fangs. I'm sure it's only mildly venomous. You can name it Georgette.
Thanks, but I should be fine. Hi, buddy.
*it growls and bites a dot-sized hole in my finger*
I'll make you a guard bunny. Wait for Pope of joemama 2 to finish the stand. I'm gonna go and... idk do the schedule. I'm washing my clothes a little too soon to leave, but it should be fine.
It turned out not fine. My clothes will be there for an hour at least. It'll be 1. I feel I can't work with this, but I think I'll be fine.
I wanna be fit irl. It would be fun to feel less... constantly tired... I'm sick of 108 kg. Rn my goal is to go to 90. Then 80. And so on
Brocklandia and Pope of joemama 2
This issue is called Toby Eastie whatever you want assassinated... almost. I'm dying. I mean crying. I mean laughing
As you very well know, a stranger with a pistol made an attempt on your life but moments ago while you were out on your lunch break. An emergency meeting has been called right here in the middle of the street after the would-be assassin disappeared over a nearby grassy knoll.
My IC tried to kill my OOC
What's a "lunch break"? Do we get those here at the Bar?
As for this "assassin," Cheffy insists on being called the Bar's "chef" instead. Semantics, I know, but I tend not to argue with psychotic killers who are armed with sharp knives and paprika.
Zany Zanes, East lodge, Consuela de la Morrela, and Alta Sil
Hehe heh y-yeah who would?
So they tried to kill Toby? Ah man they didn't like my trans name. What a bigot. I might sick my IC on them. They do the rp job 75% of the time
Wait did cheffy try to kill human me? Come on I'm not suitable for this place. I'm not.... idk. Don't know how to word it. Not going to.
Now the issue is called "idiot bstard Eastie assassinated... almost". It's better
Did you know there's a nation called Toby Hunter? Damn...
Why. Anyways. Now I have human oc. Is now human and robot and second robot and werewolf and a literal fruit.
It's gonna get weirder from here. I'll try to shut up from time to time.
okay....
Zany Zanes and East lodge
I guess
you probably stopped
Believing in magic a long time ago
It's hard to imagine something so
Idyllic
When everything you knew was hurt
Sometimes I look
Into your eyes
And see the ruins of an empire
Even castles cannot stand
Against so many floods
Damn.
I wish that I could show you
How magical you are
When the sun catches the frizzy halo of hair that crowns your head
And you look like a fairy
How you, like a siren
Can sooth and charm
By the sound if your voice alone
And how
On those rare moments
When you smile
The void trembles and crumbles at the edges.
One day
Somehow
I'll find a way
To let you see.
Understand.
All the best stories about magic
Start off hopeless
And end beautifully.
Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, East lodge, and 2 othersAlta Sil, and Chronial
But the things pop themselves. In your mouth.
It's not personal ... probably. Cheffy tries to kill everyone. That's why we put hir in the kitchen instead on the floor waiting tables. See, the sight of all those knives tends to scare customers away from the start. But if Cheffy cooks the food, the death attempts are more subtle ... And more deniable in court ... At least according to our lawyers.[/quote]
Zany Zanes, East lodge, and Definitely toby
Exactly! Plausible deniability. It's the secret of life, and it's what makes the world go 'round (well, that plus gravity and the laws of mass and physics). You're both catching on.
Zany Zanes, East lodge, and 1c3 pr1nc3ss
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Yes very comforting
We have good lawyers who think they can save this place from the fires of court. I'm so bored today. A retired criminal investigator even said I looked bored today. I'm not really bored tho. I'm just feeling too much and too little at the exact same time. I'm feeling Torkish Torkash Torkaish. The Russian word for a type of heartache where you want more, but nothing at the same time. It feels like nothing is there, but everything's there. I need food. I need comedy. I need a good laugh.
Very...
Yeah I get that. How's today been?
I'm bored today. Just bored, unmotivated, and I have too many thoughts in my head. My brain decided to go crazy over a light bulb and now there are too many emotions being used for them. The fact that an autistic shutdown happened yesterday's still bothering me. I gotta do dumb today. Just all the dumb. I need to relax for now, and take an off day. There's no persuading my brain to work today, when it's addicted to a literal light bulb.
I'm too lost in thought to work today....
I should have called out. My schedule didn't happen today, either.
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