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East lodge wrote:

You liken, compare, or relate to being accused of stealing the only drugs we take from people? That proves it. But yeah we can't prove it, nor disprove it. Logically, if evidence never shows, no one can bring a conclusion.

Hey, it's only a crime if you get caught.

East lodge wrote:

Hey want a cupcake? I made some. They're chocolate with colorful icing, like the ones you get from the store. Except this time they have flavor. I also put pop rocks on them, and the icing's tie dyed.

Thank you! I happen to love chocolate, but I can only have it on rare occasions--gotta protect the abs, 'cause real-world me works in a field where looking good and being fit matters. My agent also insists, constantly reminding me that she has bills to pay.

In return I can offer you ... uhm, this dust bunny from under one of the tables? It's really cute. Just ignore the glowing red eyes and the fangs. I'm sure it's only mildly venomous. You can name it Georgette.