The 𝔐𝔢𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔩 of Lemona is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Charles Mac Cartháigh with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 4.783 billion Lemonans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemonan economy, worth 851 trillion Dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,012 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, Emperor Charles Mac Cartháigh steals from the rich and gives to the needy, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Lemonan restaurants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemona's national animal is the Imperial Gecko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lemona is ranked 249,802^nd in the world and 226^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,733.21 Standard Monetary Units.