The District of Mafia House is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 41.585 billion hausmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The strong Mafia Housean economy, worth a remarkable 1,848 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 44,460 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, and Liard is generally seen as a know-it-all (Mafia House has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mafia House's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mafia House is ranked 43,193^rd in the world and 1^st in The Assembly of Gentlemen for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,843.74 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.