The Commonwealth of New Kiwis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.399 billion New Kiwisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kiwisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion New Zealand Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,676 New Zealand Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday, and police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Kiwis's national animal is the Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Kiwis is ranked 69,385^th in the world and 47^th in Right to Life for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,456.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.