The The P**** of scandenavia of The New Swedish Emperial kingdom is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Svene sven svenson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.161 billion New Swedes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stickholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The very strong New Swedish economy, worth 75.8 trillion Swedish Imperial-kingdom-crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,298 Swedish Imperial-kingdom-crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, and this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The New Swedish Emperial kingdom's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Stockholm syndrome.

The New Swedish Emperial kingdom is ranked 111,714^th in the world and 326^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,232.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.