WA Delegate: None.
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Embassies: The Antarctic Circle, Axes Powers, Penglai, Kalinin K7 XVI, The Administrators Of Jane Addams, Yuno, Vylixan Prime, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Pontbridge Islands, Groland, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Gypsy Lands, 0000, Hollow Point, NS April Fools Day Jokes, and 28 others.NationStatesHolics Anonymous, International Debating Area, Bus Stop, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, Brasilistan, Maxtopia, Solarpunk, Wanderlust, Balugata, The Graveyard, Hallyu Sanctuary, Fredonia, The Planet X, Chicken overlords, St Abbaddon, Codex Ylvus, Natura, Dispatchia, Space Sector RPRA, Kylden, ainulindale, Got Issues, Valandor, TwoKinds, Oneid, The Embassy, The Great Universe, and Lewisham.
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Wealthy Incomes in Penguia
The World Census studied the spending power of the richest 10% of citizens in each nation.
As a region, Penguia is ranked 14,930th in the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
|1.||The Galaxus Imperium of Amardire Dantare||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The martyr's grave is the keystone of the Imperium.”|
|2.||The Imperial Corporate Dominions of Amerikan Trumpites||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Strength Through Compliance”|
|3.||The Ancient Nazerite of Thou hast||Capitalist Paradise||“I like to hear your reaction when I send you a telegram”|
|4.||The Enslaved and Corrupt Nations of Governmental Corruption||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Slaves are this country's backbone!”|
|5.||The Swashbuckling Privateer of Chava Cal||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!”|
|6.||The Jovian Guard of Jarwattinree||Corporate Bordello||“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”|
|7.||The Great Spiritual Respository of Jar Wattinrae Archives||Father Knows Best State||“Save the heart of Metru Nui.”|
|8.||The Republic of Alien Life||Capitalizt||“01000001 01101100 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100001”|
|9.||The Republic of The Last Laser Master||Anarchy||“In the beginning, there was only Darkness...”|
|10.||The United States of Trump the God Emperor||Free-Market Paradise||“Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk”|
- : Embassy established between Penguia and Lewisham.
- : The Imperial Corporate Dominions of Amerikan Trumpites rejected The Agents of SHIELD's request for regional embassies.
- : The Imperial Corporate Dominions of Amerikan Trumpites agreed to construct embassies with Lewisham.
- : The Commonwealth of Monson of the region Lewisham proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy established between Penguia and The Great Universe.
- : The Matriarchy of Yessederce of the region The Agents of SHIELD proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Imperial Corporate Dominions of Amerikan Trumpites agreed to construct embassies with The Great Universe.
- : The Holy Democracy of The Universe World of the region The Great Universe proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Theocracy of Ter Tandist arrived from Balder.
- : The Galaxus Imperium of Amardire Dantare arrived from Lazarus.
Penguia Regional Message Board
The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Corporate Amerikan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
Taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and war vets look after war animals.
In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
Amerikan Trumpites has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Corporate Amerikan Liberator".
Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Amerikan Trumpites flights to avoid the pay lavatories, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, and anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people.
Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in International Contract Agency, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
Petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Vladimir Clinton's window to draw attention to their issues, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and vacationing Corporate Amerikans expect to be treated as royalty.
All Corporate Amerikans live like kings, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Corporate Amerikan nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Corporate Amerikans any less frightened.
Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality, glamping Corporate Amerikans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.