The Madokadom of Gurkland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mitriel Direnni with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.723 billion Gurklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremalodia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gurklandian economy, worth an astonishing 13,651 trillion Freigelds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 510,845 Freigelds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gurkland's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Madokaism.

Gurkland is ranked 20,765^th in the world and 4^th in The Embassy for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,079.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.